I'd Be Crying Too

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And not just because of that gray felt penis-hat. Was there a worse career decision made last year than Katie Holmes turning down The Dark Knight to make that awful girl-power bank robbery movie, Mad Money? I don't think so.

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This time last year The Dark Knight had just passed the $500 million mark, while Mad Money made just over $25 million internationally in its entire run. Boo-hoo indeed.

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If it was mad money Holmes was looking for, the smart move would have been to sign on with Christopher Nolan. What was she thinking?

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If I were Katie I'd still be crying myself to sleep.